Jamie Clague

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Globetrotter Obama

January 21st, 2010
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I though this was an interesting visual from the Economist on presidency country visits in the first year of office.

WHEN Barack Obama was campaigning for the presidency he promised to seek “a new era of international co-operation”. In his first year in office he has changed the tone of American foreign policy and helped to shift foreigners’ perception of America. Perhaps it is no surprise that he has spent much more time overseas than his predecessors. Mr Obama has been abroad twice as long as George Bush junior managed in his first 12 months as president. Mr Obama is the first president since Jimmy Carter to travel to the Middle East in his first year and the only one whose first-year foreign forays have taken him to Africa. Franklin Roosevelt made it to Canada in his first year, but only for a holiday.

Kirsty and I went to see Rob Brydon at Edinburgh Playhouse. Apart from the £8.50 for lemonade and a bottle of cider the evening was good value with Rob on for a good 90 minutes, a warm up act who wasn’t too bad either (Hal Cruttenden) and appearance of uncle Bryn (Gavin & Stacey)  at the end of the night.

Here is one of my favourite clips from the evening

Movember

November 17th, 2009

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Decided to join in with Movember, to raise awareness of men’s prostate cancer.

Find out more…

http://uk.movember.com/donate/

Brilliant set Eddie Izzard sketches reacted using Lego animation.

Late Night Petrol Station Shopping

Death Star Canteen

James Bond

More here

Leuchars Airshow 2009

September 19th, 2009

Photos from RAF Leuchars Airshow 2009

Telemarketing

August 21st, 2009

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When I first started dealing with telemarketing calls, I was very soft. I would let them waste my time and often give them an excuse to ring back later in the week. Now, I always say yes to who every they ask for and tell them politely I’m not interest, thank them and put the phone down.

Although, next time I get a force full or rude call, I might consider this trick!

On computers

and Star Trek

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At some point over the last two years of Edinburgh Coffee Morning both John Mountjoy and Ewan McIntosh have mentioned a website called TED. Its a conference held every year in which a number of people speak about a wide range of subjects. These talks are then made free to watch via their website. Their tag line is "Ideas worth spreading" which probably sums up the quality of the presentations.

Now you know what its like you’re always being bombarded with websites you should check, books you should read, podcasts you should subscribe to and million other things. Now that I get a bus everyday to work I have 30 minutes in the morning to read those books and listening to those podcasts. So a couple of months ago I started watching TED videos and have been rather hooked on them since, downloading well over 7 GB worth.

Here are few of my favourite…

David Pogue on user interfaces


Shai Agassi’s bold plan for electric cars



Richard St. John’s 8 secrets of success

Oh and TED stands for Technology, Entertainment and Design!

http://www.ted.com/

Scottish Breathalyser

June 18th, 2009

Some Scottish humour from the BBC.

A selection of slang from The Wire, please feel free to leave comments.

  • Corner / The corners - The streets where dealers hang out or sell
  • Hi Risers / Towers - Tower blocks / High rise flats
  • Hamsterdam - Is the name given to area that police allowed the drug dealers to deal in
  • Po Po / 50 - Police
  • Muscle - Having people to carry out handy work / tough guys
  • The Pit - A grassy area with houses around the edges?
  • Step off - Telling someone to move away / fuck off basically
  • Burner - Pay as you go mobile that is thrown away after a couple of days
  • Re-up or Package - Shipment of drug / Someone who has AIDS “they’ve got the package”
  • hopper - Drug dealer at the bottom of the food chain
  • Shorty - Female or a kid
  • To have suction - To have pull with your higher-ups at the Police Department or in City Hall.
  • The hall - The mayor’s office / City Hall.
  • A redball - A high-profile case.
  • A Corner boy - A young kid on the street who’s aware of the street (but not necessarily a dealer). A corner boy is one on a corner, working a package with a crew. A yo or yo boy is a derogative term for such, popularized by Baltimore cops. A corner boy would never refer to himself as a yo or yo boy.
  • Police - Police officers are simply police, as in “he a police.” Emphasis on first syllable: “POH-leece.” Homicide detectives are murder police.
  • Good Police - A police officer who cares more about work than the chain of command.
  • Stand Tall - Not let the enemy have his way with you, maintain dignity. Common usage.
  • Carrying Weight - Doing jail time (and not cooperating with the police).
  • To Shove off - To get high.
  • Testers - Free vials from a new street-ready package that go out to addicts to get them hooked/let them know there’s a new package….They are simply advertising the quality of a new package. Testers can be heroin, which is sold under brand names: Death Row, Tec-Nine, WMD, etc., and usually come in Ziploc bags, or inside capsules, or in glassine envelopes; or cocaine, which is usually in vials of the kind used for perfume samples, with different colored tops. Red-tops, blue-tops, yellow-tops, etc.
  • Slinging - Selling drugs. Or twirling. Or clocking. Or working a package.
  • The Jects - The projects.
  • Cheese - Money but also a character
  • Fiend - Addict.
  • A humble - A cheap, misdemeanor charge. Either an unwarranted charge in some definitions, or a charge required in order to humble an arrogant corner boy.
  • Crew up - To form a team and sling drugs on a corner.
  • Walk-around  money - Petty briberies and monetary grease on Election Day.
  • G-Pack - One hundred vials of coke, prepackaged for sale.

http://ask.metafilter.com/91636/Help-me-understand-jargon-in-The-Wire

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB119888101122256433.html?mod=loomia&loomia_si=t0:a16:g2:r1:c0.542822