“Well it was all a bit blow out of proportion.” Revealed Riise, “The lads had been ripping me a bit about how my right foot was only for standing on for a few months now, especially after I’d shifted the ball to my left to try and hit the target, it was a bit of light hearted fun. Craig thought it would be funny for the bar staff at the restaurant we were eating at to show the DVD Rafa had made of my misses, I’ll be honest, I didn’t like it. Myself and Craig had a bit of a barney in the bar, I stamped on a wine glass to show frustration and a shard went into Craigs knee, that’s why he has a plaster on it.
Anyway, Carra and Stevie calmed us both down and Carra took me back to the hotel for a nice hot cup of coco and naturally I fell asleep. I was awoken a couple of hours later by what seemed like a screaming banshee, but when I opened the door it was Craig with a golf club shouting
“If you ever get a f**king chance on your right f**king peg then you f**king use your f**king right peg, it’s not just for standing on dickhead! If I ever see you shift the f**king ball onto your left I’ll stick my f**king putter so far up your f**king arse it’s be coming out of your mouth and I’ll f**king use you to putt the f**king ball”
Looking back it was sound advice, it just didn’t come out well because he was slurring his words, but it’s quite funny that I took his advice tonight and it came off. It’s a shame, I was looking forward to him shoving his putter up my arse!”Some of the good stuff from recent post from nfield, check it out…
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